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The Crack Emcee

Britney Houston (Bay Area Black Rock Girl Songs: 1995 – 2015)

Tracklist

1. Here She Cums
2. Bald Head Friend
3. You Really Got To Get To Know Her
4. You Was High
5. Talking To You
6. She’s a Woman
7. Tim’s Lament
8. Pitch In
9. She (Permanently Vague)
10. Lies

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About Album

Shout out to Detonator Kemrexx, Toph One, Chris Cotton, Nosia, Ann Althouse, and Doug. Written and produced by The Crack Emcee, except “She’s A Woman” by John Lennon and Paul McCartney. “Britney Houston” was compiled from excellent source material, to extremely sketchy, and was mixed to make the divergence “work”. Cover photos “Shelia” and “Miss Laytonville” by The Crack Emcee. Enjoy.

Artist – The Crack Emcee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Available Lyrics

Here She Cums

Here She Cums

[Do the 69]

I know this woman. Hard woman.
Tell you to get out her face. Yeah, that kind of woman.
She loves me. Don’t feel above me.
She bled right on my head - Watch out:

Here she cum! (X4)

She makes the babies
so it’s she who rules the world.
She’s the one determines
if it’s “vermin” or a “girl” - Watch out:

Here she cum! (X4) And I’m only helpin’.

Some men don’t like women.
Better stay away from me.
Because I’m wise to testosterone lies
About how girls are nasty:
They call ‘em nasty.
They oh so nasty.
They make me happy - they bleed once a month.
They nasty.
They oh so nasty.
They make me happy when I [Do the 69]

Well I’m thinking of it winking, in the nighttime, Baby
I got a brand new pair of underwear.
Yeah, the Freak Show seeks the innocent Bo Peeps
‘Cause everybody want a chance to get near there.
All the looters are lootin’, all the shooters are shootin’
Everybody can’t have a good time
and me, I can’t complain, because Baby came,
and left me behind. You know she left me designs.

[Do the 69]

Bald Head Friend

Girl, I never loved you, but I love your baldheaded friend.
Girl, I never loved you, but I love your baldheaded friend.
If you want, I’ll love you, first
But I want her in the end.

You know I never loved you, and I probably never will.
You know I never loved you, and I probably never will.
Only if you shave your dome - leave me ‘lone:
You’re gonna have to chill.

I know I said I loved you, but I probably I love her more.
I know I said I love you, but I think I love her more.
I know that you might be right, but tonight
I can’t say she’s a whore.

Girl, don’t call my house no more, your girlfriend, she ain’t here
I said, Girl, don’t call my house no more, your bald head friend ain’t here:
She done went and grown some hair
That shit ain’t fair, so I don’t hold her dear.

You know I never loved you, and I probably never will.
Girl, you know I never loved you, and I probably never will.
Only if you shave your dome - leave me ‘lone:
You’re gonna have to chill.

You Really Got To Get To Know Her

You Really Got To Get To Know Her

She can show you your Third Eye
She can make you wonder “Why?”

You Really Got To Get To Know Her

You can wave the past Bye-Bye
You can make it if you try

You Really Got To Get To Know Her
and the things she does - Oh Man
I’m talking about exotic warm oils
Brought in special from Japan
And then she puts them on her hands
And then the plan is, understand this
this woman - My God
She knows exactly how to do
all the right things to
rejuvenate a man!

You Really Got To Get To Know Her

She can leave you satisfied.
She puts little things aside.

You Really Got To Get To Know Her
You Really Got To Get To Know Her

You Was High

You was high when you left your house - when you first decided to go
You was high when you was arrivin' - later at the show
You was high when you met me, had to get me all alone
You was high when you left me - tellin' yourself you was goin' home
You was high when you started doin' things that you'd never done
You was high when you realized your ass was havin' fun
You was high when you wandered home and wondered where you'd been
You was high when you lied and said you'd stayed out with your friends
You was high when you checked in and then messed up on the job
You was high when you told your moms you'd met a man and fell in love
You was high (x4)

You was high when you first confessed that - yes - you were takin' drugs
You was high when you got undressed - tryin' to pick up thugs
You was high when your stupid ass started losin' teeth
You was high when you knew you had to sleep out on the street
You was high when you showed up at that shelter for a cot
You was high when you first found yourself hidin' from the cops
You was high when you found out Marion Barry had been "set up."
You was high when Darryl Strawberry finally started getting got caught
You was high when you heard Morton Downey, Jr. showed up in someone's house
You was high when you learned that Britney Houston had finally shut her mouth
You was high (x4)

Talking To You

My baby tells me I'm no good at growing old
She says I ain't got sense enough to come in out the cold
Now, that I've got time to think, I know what she says is true
That's why I'm out here, in the cold, talkin' to you

(Chorus) X4

I'm Talkin' To You (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

My baby tells me I shouldn't stay up late at night
She says, if I go to sleep, everything will turn out right
Now, that I've got time to think, I know what she says is true
That's why I'm out here, late at night, talkin' to you

(Chorus) X4

She’s a Woman

My love don't give me presents
I know that she's no peasant
Only ever has to give me
Love forever and forever
My love don't give me presents
Turn me on when I get lonely
People tell me that she's only fooling
I know she isn't
She don't give boys the eye
She hates to see me cry
She is happy just to hear me
Say that I will never leave her
She don't give boys the eye
She will never make me jealous
Gives me all her time as well as loving
Don't ask me why
She's a woman who understands
She's a woman who loves her man

Tim’s Lament

I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
I want you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My baby says she’s coming here to visit me
She wants an answer from the sinking son:
Is our life to be together as “We”
Or is she to be the only one?

I don’t know, I gotta go, I gotta get outta here
This ain’t the time or place: I just moved in.
There’s a knock at the door, and it’s her and she’s sore
and I just don’t know where to begin:

I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
I want you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it has been suggested in some quarters
that this is not enough. Well!
II go hang in the streets.
I like to hang in the streets.

She don’t know nothin’ - don’t nobody know nothin’.
No, I ain’t talking’ to her.
I like to talk to the fellas. I’m minding my own business.
Know we talkin’ ‘bout nothing. No, she ain’t gonna hear it.

I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
I want you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need you, yeah, yeah, yeah
I want you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pitch In

Just talk about a UFO
She'll act like a ho
She 'heard' a guru that know
how the future go
He'd got her out of her clothes
for a "spiritual" show
He can make pain killers
out of H2o

And she's Shirley Maclain
- ain't got a brain
Shooting off her mouth
while meditating and praying
A fanatical strain
French occult disdain
Another spiritual being
just being a pain

Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing for such stupid children
C'mon and sing: Sing for such stupid children (X2)

Just talk about a Self-Help book
She'll sure take a look
Like a fish on a hook
- just say psychics is good
They just con men and crooks
Lotta Buddhists get shook
Queen's losing her rooks
getting by on her looks

She's trying lying, O.K.?
She's down for new age
So she considers it brave
that she got all depraved
She went out and got laid
because I wouldn't behave
She wants a man as a slave
Man, I'll never get played

Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing for such stupid children
C'mon and sing: Sing for such stupid children (X2)

Pitch In! (Repeat X4)

She (Permanently Vague)

Astrologer: When you deal with that energy constructively - and your karmic path is to deal with it. Y'know, what it does is, it throws you back on yourself, and it forces you to work on developing your own male pole,... 

Karine: Um hum

Astrologer: ...so you don't have to project it on someone else,...

Karine: Um hum

Astrologer: ....therefore you have,...your, your mind, instead of becoming subjected to the fear response,...

Karine: Um hum

Astrologer: ...of your male pole, it becomes instead the tool of a strong and independent sense of yourself, and then - the way out again - Jupiter is showing you the way to go to make this work,....

Karine: Um hum

Astrologer: ...which is the tools of The Occult. 

Karine: Um hum

Astrologer: Your husband's not going to like that, is he? 

Karine: Uh uh 

Astrologer: Laughter

Karine: Well,...

Astrologer: Whack him over the head. I don't know what to do with this guy but,...

Karine: Ohhh,...

[Verse]

She spent her life lying to my face now
She never knew just how to tell the truth
She says she's talking to beings out in space now
She gets so mad whenever I ask her ass for proof

Says she wants a career these days in healing
but she waves her hands and, man, these fools just die
She's cold as ice - but nice: just devoid of feelings
She plays like that's just proof that she's become wise

[chorus]

But she's got a mind that's permanently vague now
She's got a mind that you can see through
She's got a mind locked up in the damn new age now
She's got a mind just heaps on the abuse

Astrologer: Here you've got a very sensitive man for a partner,... 

Karine: Um hum

Astrologer: ...who - you know how to,...

Karine: Yes.

Astrologer: ....stab and run kind of energy - and you CAN be destructive and even cruel.

[Verse]

She tried to tell the lie that I beat her
Oh yea, she tried but the lie sure didn't jibe with the truth
so she ran to a quack doctor just to treat her
She got some homeopath and then her ass got screwed

So now she's on the path of all sick dreamers
She's lost her mind: the only thing you shouldn't lose
She's never coming back, no man, I ain't seen her
She grew to hate all facts and then a certain black guy too

[chorus]

But she's got a mind that's permanently vague now
She's got a mind that you can see through
She's got a mind locked up in the damn new age now
She's got a mind just don't serve no good use

Astrologer: It becomes real important because Jupiter's like a devil's advocate in your chart: it's the part of you that always wants OUT. O.K., the part of you that recognizes, deep within yourself, that ultimately that life is a headlong rush towards death. And that ultimately what it's all about is a way of finding a way OUT of the confinement of one's own ego, the confinement of one's own BODY. And so, Jupiter  being sesiquarter to Mars and sesiquarter to Mercury, what it means is, this square is functioning when this square is expressing itself, and Jupiter really becomes a slave to that, and it all becomes very augmented and it becomes, um,...y'know, whatever you could see that, if you look at yourself and say, "This is the worst part of myself", this is the description of it right here, is this tendency to use - I mean - I bet you're a real good hit- and-run artist.

Lies

Said we’d always be together – you lied
You said our love would last forever – you lied
You made me promises you ain’t gonna keep, Girl
You woke me up from a real sound sleep, Girl
With your lies
Your lies
Your lies
Your lies


You said everything would be alright – you lied
You said in death that you’d hold me tight – you lied
You told me I could trust ya, - we wre the perfect pair
But all I do is cuss ya ‘cause you’re not there
It’s just your lies
Your lies
Your lies
Your lies

(Chorus)

Oh, who loves you & who do you love?
I said, Who trusts you & who do you trust?
Who loves you & who do you love?
I said, Who trusts you & who do you trust?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?


You said openin’ up to you would be good for me – that was a lie
I gave you my heart and you performed surgury – with your lies
You lied for years and now our days have turned to nights
with me walkin’ these long hallways - and just mutterin’ your lies

Your lies
Your lies
Your lies

(Chorus)

Oh, who loves you & who do you love?
I said, Who trusts you & who do you trust?
Who loves you & who do you love?
I said, Who trusts you & who do you trust?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?
Who do you love?